Assburn

When you shit out a damn redwood and it burns for 1-3 minutes.

Assburn is just a terrible tragedy.

by maybenot September 27, 2003

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

AssBook

The opposite of Facebook. When you want to remove someone as a friend.

F-U Bob you are now in my AssBook!

by RN001 November 1, 2008

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014

Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

assbag

Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!

by bouncejlf July 7, 2009

Assbrush

A concept that involves cleaning your anus with a tooth brush. comes with the slogan "Feels good man" New 4chan Meme

Assbrushing... Feels good man

by Kazinn July 6, 2008