Assbutter

Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.

After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.

by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020

assbutt

Someone who acts like an ass so much, they earn the moniker double.

He is such an asshat! He blew me off twice to go hang with that skank.

by Pacdude November 18, 2004

assbutt

1. A person who in personality is too much of an ass or too much of a butt to be simply called one or the other.
2. curious malady occuring when a man or woman is born with two anuses
3. Insult commonly used by stoners

1. Ryan Seacrest is far too much of a patronizing ass to be given just one bad name in his nickname. He is an assbutt.
2. I was fuckin this chick the other night, and it turned out she had an assbutt. I was so turned on.

by doucherfarterbonerwienerballs January 12, 2010

Assbutt

Somebody who often does mean or cruel things to their friends.

The other day Josh told me I was dumb so I called him an assbutt.

by Evil Faerie January 24, 2011

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014

Assbutter

Butter of the ass

I spread assbutter on my toast today.

by Assbutter August 15, 2003

assbuttress

To hold or support a heavy ass.

Jose is such an assbuttress.

by Phillie Blunt 2 dope represent May 5, 2019