1 definition by doucherfarterbonerwienerballs

1. A person who in personality is too much of an ass or too much of a butt to be simply called one or the other.
2. curious malady occuring when a man or woman is born with two anuses
3. Insult commonly used by stoners
1. Ryan Seacrest is far too much of a patronizing ass to be given just one bad name in his nickname. He is an assbutt.
2. I was fuckin this chick the other night, and it turned out she had an assbutt. I was so turned on.
by doucherfarterbonerwienerballs January 13, 2010
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