by puebs25 January 11, 2011
A poor hurt baby that deserves the entire world and more, including a life with his super boyfriend eiji okumura.
by Bigdiccenergy January 03, 2019
Someone with a dick as small as their hitbox, one with no skill or elegance in R6, in other words
A tryhard who spams Q & E to win.
A tryhard who spams Q & E to win.
by PixelMan572 September 08, 2020
Ibe: yeah ash lynx finally went to japan to have a life with his boyfriend, but he ended up getting sold into the yakuza.
Max: he just didnt want no smoke
Max: he just didnt want no smoke
by Dinafritztitansbutthairs November 29, 2020
A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
by SDNonce1331 August 07, 2020
by ITS NOT GAY IN A THREE WAY September 23, 2020
A Brothel, a place of great misgivings. Know to pull you in and spit you back out. Beware of wild exotic jeffrey.
Rule 1. Run across pool tarp when you walk in. Rule 2. Hit your head on the ceiling
Rule 3. Bring your A game always and never let your guard down.
It’s said that 22nd and Ash is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. If you decide to visit
Rule 1. Run across pool tarp when you walk in. Rule 2. Hit your head on the ceiling
Rule 3. Bring your A game always and never let your guard down.
It’s said that 22nd and Ash is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. If you decide to visit
Wise Gentleman: Hey, if you go to the Douglas Park area, make sure you stay away from 22nd and Ash
Someone: are we heading over to 22nd and Ash?
Wise Gentleman: Yes, so tread carefully. It is a wheel of fortune that you almost always lose. The dangers are nigh considered to be as great as they truly are.
Shout out Cleaser
Someone: are we heading over to 22nd and Ash?
Wise Gentleman: Yes, so tread carefully. It is a wheel of fortune that you almost always lose. The dangers are nigh considered to be as great as they truly are.
Shout out Cleaser
by Cleaser May 03, 2020