armadillhole

An armadillo's ass hole.

(boyfriend + girlfriend in bed going at it)

Bruce?

-what?
do you know where your sticking your dick?
-your vagina.
no. your dick is in an armadillhole.
-oh shit! wrong hole! that's my taxidermy collection!

by Olave Llama March 25, 2010

One Armed Popeye

A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.

I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.

by The Rodent March 28, 2011

Armando

pronounced "ah-r-mahn-doh"
but often pronounced "arm-&-o" or "ar-mahn-dough"
1. a Spanish (male) name.
2. the name means "Army man"
3. literally means "assembling" in Spanish.

Gringo: Where is ar-mahn-dough?
José: ¿Armando? Está armando una maquina.
Gringo: I don't speak Mexican.
José: Assembling a machine, güey!

by skad8erateher February 5, 2010

armand

the late brother of M.C. Hammer. Equally as famous for his popular brand of baking soda.

M.C. and his brother Armand ate sugar.

by Haward Malarmalaid October 2, 2007

armando

state of extreme hyperness

She was very armando today.

by Brittney Hillards September 29, 2007

Armando

Let see just say, this man is very talented. Smart as hell and brags about it all the time. He might annoy the hell out of u but u can't stay mad at him forever( at least I hope). Might be a little (a lot) stupid or retarded and never uses common sense but doesn't care. He just wants to be himself and only himself( what can I say). Loves himself to the limit (but not more than his madre. Can do whatever he wants whenever he wants and loves by his teachers. Very friendly and can play (foot) ball like a beast. That's Armando for u smart retarded hyper and talented. But most of all the sexiest man on the planet

Who is that? - random immigrant 1
Idk but he looks pretty stupid but smart at the same time- random immigrant 2
Then it is and Armando, those basturds. - random immigrant 1

by Mondo8144 May 14, 2017

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 5, 2004