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Apollo

The ancient greek god of the sun, music, and turning love interests into plants.
Apollo: My girlfriend/boyfriend turned into a plant!
Some random person: That's rough body.
by Mist6000 March 4, 2022
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Apollo Quiboloy

WARNING: There are biases imminent in this definition, that is only for comedic purposes, so if you are offended, then go to Wikipedia

Apollo Quiboloy is a boomer creep, that claims himself to be Jesus Christ. He is a mentally-ill retarded subhuman/lowlife/monkey and Googolplex-th class citizen, that needs to be tortured for TREE3 years, because he does not deserve human rights.

He makes a whole stupid cult to satisfy his sexual gratification with teens as young as 8-17 years old, like what the actual fuck? Eww, very disgusting, and he has 1 Solarion of Child Porn on his computer.

The worst offenders of him, is that he is engaging in human trafficking (AKA Neo-Slavery), Ponzi Scheme, Extortion of Minors for nudes, smuggling, money laundering and e.t.c.

He has a TV Channel called "SMNI News" to propagate his pro-pedophilic views, that is so creepy, cultish, eerie and pro-eastern. He has praised so many atrocities like the Holocaust and the Russo-Ukrainian War, thinking it's a moral crusade.

He is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and jingoist, just like the 8-Year Old GeoMorons who post bigoted inflammatory CapCut/Alight Motion Edits, who base off their morality to terminally-online subhumans (Which are Sigma Males and not Jews). He is also worse than IncTV, and is also the perpetrator of the ABS-CBN Shutdown, while letting POGO Strive in The Philippines, which proves he supports Duterte.
Person 1 (Brainded Apollo Quiboloy Fan): Mabuhay ang SMNI News, Truth that matters!
Person 2 (Filipino): Putanginamo ka, Apekpek Quibozo ay gago ka!
Person 3 (English): Go fuck yourself, Pedophile Supporter!
by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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apollo

apollo is an identity v a tier skin that is worthy of being an s tier.
1: oh man i sure like joseph's apollo skin! is it s tier?
2: no lol, its A tier
3: omgomg poger
by matew sus November 9, 2021
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Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.
Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"
by Senor Vader November 3, 2016
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Apollo

Popular Anime editor who makes nice edits on Instagram
Hey hey apolloe can u give me a pf”
“Apollo u can’t play basketball
by t6kn tiktok October 18, 2021
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<1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>
<1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Apollo’s arrow

When you lace your tongue with loads of pop rocks and stick your tongue in the woman’s vagina while the rocks are still popping.
Yooooo Paxton what’s good, see that bitch over there. You should totally give her the ol’ Apollo’s arrow bro. It’d be dope.
by Steveurkelluverrrrr656 September 2, 2025
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