Flower Anus

When the anus is blooming with hemroids that appear to form a flower on the entrance of the anus. This is caused by too much or too rough anal sex.

I had sex with Sam last night I totally saw that they had a flower anus!! It was narsty

by eristyn February 3, 2012

Anus Pus

Anus pus is when a man fucks either a man or a female in the asshole, and cums inside it.

After walking in a dysfunctional manner for a few days, the cum inside your anus becomes raw cum and slowly soothes its way out of your butthole in a pus like formation.

Man: Did you like being fucked in the ass by my huge raging cock?
Woman: Oh yes sir, it was marvelous. But I think I have anus pus.

by Blasphemous Jews November 26, 2009

anus licker

An insult regarding someone who likes to “eat ass” or in other words lick another persons anus

“Fuck you, you anus licker”

by Matty retahd June 14, 2018

Anus Satan

Anus Satan is a satan that comes to you in your sleep and violates your anus

Anus Satan has come to rape your soul.

by Sexy Rock in the Neighbor's Yard May 16, 2008

the anus bhutt

When a man wearing a strap on is pegging another man while the dude getting pegged reaches back between his legs and jerks off the guy with the strap on... to completion.

I put on a strap on and did the anus bhutt.

by Anusbhutt October 16, 2015

anus baby

A person so incredibly annoying, that the only was to describe him is that they were pushed out of their mother's anus.

Fool, your such an anus baby, you cant just jizz off the porch.

You fucking anus baby dont touch me.

by thizzordie May 5, 2006

Anus Weed

n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.

Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."

by McSackdrop October 18, 2010