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Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.
I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks
by Chuplis July 16, 2009
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Emptying the Hoover

When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust
Aaron was Emptying the Hoover all over oisin and he gosted it like a boss
by Lil rocky March 7, 2019
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Full Empty

When a male takes a shit, a piss, and cums all in the same sitting session. Can be done in any order.
Guy #1: Hey man! You seem to be in a good mood today!
Guy #2: Sure am... Had a Full Empty this morning.
Guy #1: Oh shit, I know you're feeling great then!
Guy #2: *wink*
by DeckardCain July 8, 2016
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Empty The Clip

After no but November I’m totally gonna “Empty The Clip
by Stan the samurai November 19, 2019
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empty barrel

A really dumb person that doesn't know what they are talking about. Generally a person in power that got there through devious means.
by Dawoehl October 20, 2017
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empty barrel

He's really 'book smart' but an empty barrel concerning 'street smarts'.
by badonkeydonk7 October 20, 2017
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Running on empty

When you have no juice left to cum
Boyfriend : ahhhh im running on empty here
Girlfriend: just asecond, im about to cum!
by TarzanTheMonkeyMan September 9, 2020
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