Adjacent Bust Friendly

When your ok blowing your load within the same proximity as a bro friend, like during an orgy.

Yo Chat! Thank god I brought my ABF (adjacent bust friendly) friends with me to the orgy! I was afraid it was going to be like masterbating at church!

by Arnoldbrownsshwlviger August 11, 2025

Adjacent to Truth

No it fucking doesn't Matt. Do you want the fucking thing off or no? I can prove to you that it's there. I can literally prove that I have your soul marked and all it takes is a chef's knife. You can go to heaven today and I am guaranteed hell so I can send you to heaven, consequence free.

Hym "Adjacent to Truth and done deliberately. The deal is the deal. The people engaging it did so freely. To you have a problem that you are peripherally culpable in the thing THEY are doing with me? Because they signed the contract for everyone as I have said before that you are all the same thing to me under the auspices of the 'inter-subjective solipsism' thing. And that is what is so irritating about how the retards around me are actively. These people really don't get it and they think they get it and that is making this take longest than it has to... I'll amend the deal if you want and, unlike you, I won't even make you ask for it. I demand that you let me un-tarnish your souls. OR, Matt, you can be a good Christian and sacrifice yourself for everyone. You know you won't get in. You know you are going to do shit like this instead of what God says. Do it's going to default to a random anyways so why even bother with the sacrifice, right Matt?"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

closet adjacent

A male who displays homosexual tendancies, but still has sex with women.

Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."

by Nicholas Pappermen July 10, 2011

rape adjacent

That which is near to that which is rapey.

"Why would you go this way? People get raped out here!"
"I think we're ok, its only rape adjacent."

by ScoonNfriends September 20, 2017

Purpose Adjacent

To be adjacent to purpose. The ability to be constantly seeking purpose that's consistently there.

He thought he had veered away from his goals/dreams, but all along he was purpose adjacent.

by Titan Capri October 18, 2019

Racist Adjacent

An individual who while not directly exhibiting racist tendencies themselves, can oftentimes be found championing, befriending, and socializing with those who do.

Donald Trump isn't a racist, he's just racist adjacent.

by Left Briggity October 25, 2020

Sheep-adjacent

Like llamas and shit.

What animals do they have on the farm?
You know llamas, alpacas, all the sheep-adjacent animals.

by El Pancake May 29, 2022