mossbourne community academy

Mossbourne is a ghetto ass school 🏫 who has messed up teachers with the wettest year 7 fake road mans

U man know miss warren from mossbourne community academy yeah that gal wears the same thing everyday

by 💥💥 April 16, 2019

acai berry

Acai is a berry native to South America that is pretty healthy, but hasn't been scientifically proven to be any healthier than many other types of berries, such as blueberries, raspberries, or blackberries. However, since many gullible people have never heard of acai berries, they jump at ridiculous advertisements which claim their acai berry extracts will help them lose weight. Incidentally, many of the companies selling these extracts are pyramid schemes.

Fat woman: I can't lose this excess belly fat! I've tried everything except for a sensible diet and exercise plan. What ever should I do?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

Doral Academy Middle School

Will make you want to hang your self with all the homework they give you. They take your phone for no fucking reason (Ms.Vega). They give you Saturday school for no reason.

Doral Academy Middle School makes me want to hang myself!

by Fucking student October 14, 2019

Lakeview Tech Academy

A school where the nerds rule. Girls are few and far in between. Say goodbye to social life, say hello to Robotics Club. What used to be a warehouse, is now your school for the next four years. You're lucky if you're classroom has walls that reach all the way to the ceiling. A rumor spreads, and by the next day, everyone knows. Pot smoking surprisingly enough is quite common among the people who attend here, although no-one likes to admit it. Lakeview also lacks a view of what can be barely called a lake that is across the street.

"Do you go to Lakeview Tech Academy?"

"Sadly"

by its a line ___________ May 26, 2010

Acacia

A girl who makes others smile and has the passion to make your day. She gives you all her love and never fails to succeed to make you happy. She is a beautiful tree with beautiful branches that stand for her personality and you can’t deny it. She makes you the happiest person alive

Acacia is amazing!!!

by KPJ🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 November 14, 2018

columbus academied

1. To get mentally and physically attacked by your achedemic commitments at Columbus Academy in Columbus, Ohio.

2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.

1.

Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!

Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!

2.

Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!

Girl 2: Well, you learn more

Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!

by wellalright... June 11, 2011

High Point Baptist Academy

A private school in Pennsylvania in the middle of nowhere where kids who are broke themselves but their parent's have money go because if they went to a normal high school they would be bullied. Students just use daddy’s money to buy their yeezys and not clothes because the uniform forces you to wear the same pair of pants everyday. The guys either graduate and get engaged by 19 or grow up to be a pedo. Girls at HP are some of the most basic white girls you’ll ever meet who thrive on drama. Bring your kids to HPBA if you have the money for the tuition that goes up every year and therapy. Lots of therapy.

“Why is your son so depressed?”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”

by What’sItLikeToChew5Gum December 16, 2019