Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 22, 2010

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 1, 2003

munter hunter

Fergus Toolan

Fergus Toolan is a prime example of a munter hunter

by K5girl March 27, 2011

munter

leng girl

that girl is a munter

by liliaaaa May 18, 2022

Munter

Someone who places their mouth over one of the bodily orifices of a recently-deceased person while another jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing bodily fluids and partially-decomposed organs to be forcefully expelled through the various orifices of the corpse into the other person's mouth, which are then swallowed.

“Dont talk to her she is a munter.”

by StupidSlang June 25, 2024

Munter

Unattractive person

E.g. "gabriel is a fat munter"

by Hnmmmmm January 29, 2021

munter

Someone who is either very ugly or very filthy.

'Bethan is such a munter!'
'I know, She's disgusting.'

by squishyoctopus November 20, 2011