A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.
Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!
by plastix fantastix May 19, 2005
Get the kiwi fruitmug. Coloquialism, common in Australia, used as a slang reference to anal sex. It is a play on the slang term for New Zealanders, ie "kiwis" (thus a "kiwi fruit" would be a homosexual). The term is used frequently to refer in a literal sense to unwanted anal sex, in fact having the actual meaning of some untoward event or reprisal being invoked on the target of the speaker.
"Oi, mate. That may pass for manners in Buttfuck Iraq, but if you harrass that lady any further I'm gonna take this can of Fosters and give you a kiwi enema with it."
by DrCruel November 21, 2006
Get the kiwi enemamug. A street name for a drug from the plant Marijuana. Usualy smoked through a bong or rolled in a joint.
Have you got the kiwi fruit?
by Twattt April 14, 2008
Get the kiwi fruitmug. by Ehumpy June 15, 2018
Get the burnt kiwimug. by Jona Skyday October 30, 2007
Get the meat kiwismug. by twoodley November 14, 2010
Get the flyin kiwimug. New Zealander who likes having sex with sheep.so any ship boat carryin live sheep become a kiwi loveboat.
by dragonflyzinthewest November 25, 2010
Get the Kiwi Loveboatmug.