Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

A Gib

to tighten you penile muscles, thus making the penis in an errect form - perform a short lift of the shaft.

I performed a gib to impress her

by Mamma Bull September 23, 2019

Gib

The shortened pronunciation of gravity bong. Not GeEb. GeEb is just fucking gay.

“Hey wanna do some geebs?”

“Nigga tf is a geeb?! You mean Gib?”

by Lil Christy April 27, 2020

Gib Man

A word used to describe a great person

God Jhonny is great!

A real GIB MAN

by DERPmaster7 September 5, 2018

gib

a rip from a marijuana smoking device that is typically referred to as a gravity bong, GB, or G station

After 8 grueling hours in the library, Jim got home & took the gnarliest gib of some danky stank.

by LaPlayaDeCoD November 4, 2017

Gib

Used to define a person who seems to not be aware of their surroundings

“Look at that gib ass motherfucker, he’s lost as hell”
Or “That guy looks like a gib”

by Big pistoi December 31, 2023

The gib

The saddest bitch, he has two little kittens AKA his KIDS. He LOOOVVESSSS to give them a big tickle fight in the middle of the nudist beach. He loves helping his student once he gets to the code he gives all the help with his third leg. He is also a is an avid collecter of fine furnitrue. Such as the Wallace and Gromit clock.

The gib came so hard my code became filthy.

by dick and balls yb February 7, 2022