Mexican Zoo

adjective. Used to describe something that reeks, more often than not mensturating chinnese rice growers. A immensely pungent stench.

My nose started to bleed as I lowered her panties and steam rose from her cum dumpster, it was at that moment that I realised her snatch stank like a Mexican Zoo.

by Lindzz August 1, 2007

Zoo Keeper

1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches

Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!

by Sammy 4ster February 3, 2007

zoo mouth

after a night of drinking large quantities of beer or liquor, you wake up the next morning with a bad taste in your mouth and it feels like every animal in the zoo came by and shit in your mouth.

I woke up with some bad zoo mouth. I shouldn't have drank that much last night.

by Chris Lamb April 25, 2006

shopkeeper zoo

The place where shopkeepers can be observed in their natural habitat late at night. While casual passers by might assume that the shop and its adjoining car park has been secured for the night, "shopkeeper watchers" know that this is the time that they can observe shopkeepers at play.

Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.

An example of a shopkeeper zoo is Supersave Market in Cabramatta

by HTong March 27, 2007

Zoo Daddy

A Furry’s Pimp. Alternately, the pimp in charge of a group of Furries.

I’d love to go to the convention, I’ll just have to check with my Zoo Daddy

by Perunia Perez March 11, 2018

Electric Zoo

That one song from Spongebob Squarepants that goes “bee, boo boo bop, boo boo beep” (or is it bee, boo boo bop, boo boo bop? Bee boo boo, boo boo bop? Bee boo boo bop? Boo boo, beep bop? Not, beep boo boo beep? Bop? Beep!? Boo boo bop!!

“And now, for the number one song in Bikini Bottom, Electric Zoo!”

by Patrick Eugene Tentacles August 27, 2021

Longview Zoo

LongView Zoo is the name for a strip club which will hire ANY applicant. No matter what their looks, weight or ability to dance.

You look around and see zoo animals as dancers.

Went to the Longview Zoo lastnight and saw 2 elephants, an aranguntan, and a yak.

by The K Doggie August 25, 2013