Zen-gasm

A Zen-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's stoned and jacking off and wondering what is feeling what -- is his dick feeling his hand, or is his hand feeling his dick?

Wow! I just got lost in my Zen-gasm, think I'll do it again!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

Zen Shopping

The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.

"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."

by Jellophane August 24, 2008

zen said

The hottest boy there can ever be. All the girls drop down and love him, he's a chick magnet, but once he's with you, he's yours to keep. He has the best personality anyone could ask for! He is smart and loveable and loyal and also talented at video games

Girl: Oh my god! That boy is zen said!

Girl 2: OMG, Let me have this chance please!
Girl: Noooo this ones a peng zen said

by eskeditloversmsc May 8, 2018

Zen 2nd

Meeting someone with this name brings unfortunate events. As what ever you are doing he will be able to preform that task at a near impossible level of greatness.

No! It can't be him! We have failed our mission.

by Pierce March 15, 2005

Zen Cull

In social networking, effortless removal of "friends", ie when your so called friends remove themselves.

status: some "friends" opted for zen cull

by browolf November 9, 2009

Zen the moment

Elevate any moment or experience you're in, to a higher, invigorating state.

Stop and zen the moment.

by GM1789 October 8, 2016

Zen Wistaria

Anime: Akagami no shirayuki

He is beautiful, hot, like a gentleman, strong and perfect. His with hair match perfect with his dark blue eyes and his character is godlike😍

Zen Wistaria is my bae

by Xkinxa January 2, 2017