Zayn

Whatta hottie, anyone with this name is instantly hot and sexy, omg hes packing the biggest shlongy. 6 pack and a ferocious snack, instantly make your day before you blink. Hes a freak in bed while you give him head. You won't regret ever seeing him, hell make you smile while you groom him. You'll call him daddy and hell smack your phatty.

Her: "Im going out tonight"
Her Best friend: "omg with who"
Her: "With Zayn"
Her Best Friend: "Wth, omg, how, hes so hot and funny, you're so lucky, can we share him pretty please"
Her: "No sorry, im already sharing him with all my sisters"

by dig_bick69_ March 7, 2022

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Zayn

noun: former
verb: to leave

noun: i found out there's a Zayn member on UB40 and another Zayn on Black Eyed Peas
verb: girl: come fast and pick me up from my boyfriend's house my parents are coming!

her bff: dw but go out fast, we gotta Zayn before they discover you

by marielsitaa June 24, 2020

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Pull a zayne

Pretty much being a bitch boy and snitching on every little thing.

Person 1: "Yo I'm about to pull a zayne."
Person 2: "Hell yeah, but you a bitch for that though."

by Pull a Zayne September 10, 2019

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Zayne

Zayne is not your ordinary guy! In fact he is everything but ordinary. At first he makes it seem as if he is a decent human being, but don’t be fooled! Zayne is the worst man to encounter, for reasons such as;

-Short, patchy neck beard, and scoliosis. You don’t want to breed with a man like this because your offspring will have jello spines!

-He will gaslight you over everything you talk about! Your eyes are brown? No, they’re blue today. He’s the worst person to exist, no! YOU ARE! He ruined your life? NO! You ruined his!!!
-He often tries to guilt you, and this is bad! If you argue with him about something as little as the color of the sky, he will threaten suicide, which keep in mind is a big NO-NO AND ILLEGAL!

-He’s a military addict, and having not ever been in the military, you won’t get any benefits. In fact… he doesn’t have a job and has no plan to obtain one!

-3 out of 10 Zayne’s(studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are addicts and not just to marijuana, but things such as meth, heroin, and cocaine!

TL;DR : ZAYNE IS A BAD PERSON OVERALL AND SHOULD PROBABLY GET HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED SO HE DOESNT HAVE THESE QUALITIES ANYMORE

side note- 9 Zayne’s out of 9 1/2 (Also studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are gay… so watch out gaybies!

Did you hear about that Zayne guy? He completely screwed over his gf’s life and even threatened her! He’s so violent and mean. At least he knows how to roll a joint.

by seiwwa February 10, 2023

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