Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

Zander: A true gentlemen, who wields a giant cock and knows how to use it.
He's cute, and sexy, and always has a fresh cut.

"Damn you must be named zander cause I can see Ur Weiner from here!!"

by ThisIsUnacceptable April 6, 2022

zander

a person who got in JimmyHere's ylyl #66

did you hear that zander got in to immyHere's ylyl video

by zanthefish November 3, 2021

zander

someone who’s the biggest bully in the whole world

“that zander guy was super mean to me.”
“obviously, his name is zander.”

by briocko March 12, 2023

Zander Gardner

Zander is known as a basketball bench warmer. He always knows how to make every one horny some how and he was built with 14 extra chromosomes but he still has a brilliant bed wetting skills

Zander Gardner is a basketball fanatic!

by Yusin bumm March 1, 2022

Zander

Usually really shit a rainbow six siege and goes 1-9 every game, also ass at 2k and can only pass the ball.

We lost our game on 2k cause my teammates was being such a zander

by Fuckyouzander September 8, 2020

zander

a creature found in a school

there was a zander in my school

by nothing99 May 9, 2022