adjective. Used to describe something that reeks, more often than not mensturating chinnese rice growers. A immensely pungent stench.
My nose started to bleed as I lowered her panties and steam rose from her cum dumpster, it was at that moment that I realised her snatch stank like a Mexican Zoo.
by Lindzz August 1, 2007
Get the Mexican Zoomug. by Sammy 4ster February 3, 2007
Get the Zoo Keepermug. after a night of drinking large quantities of beer or liquor, you wake up the next morning with a bad taste in your mouth and it feels like every animal in the zoo came by and shit in your mouth.
by Chris Lamb April 25, 2006
Get the zoo mouthmug. The place where shopkeepers can be observed in their natural habitat late at night. While casual passers by might assume that the shop and its adjoining car park has been secured for the night, "shopkeeper watchers" know that this is the time that they can observe shopkeepers at play.
Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.
Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.
by HTong March 27, 2007
Get the shopkeeper zoomug. Zoo dykes is a slang term for a female zookeeper. Within the zoolological community exists a cult of personality that attracts some of the most ugly & frumpiest cat ladies one could imagine. Inspired by Disney movies, PETA, and their desperate quest for control these she-beasts have all but ruined the field. Unlike famous true female zoologists like Grace Olive Wiley and Jane Goodall who took great risks and earned their way to the top by an endless quest for knowledge, These evil khaki wearing trolls obsess over anthropomorphic “feel good” animal husbandry while putting little to no time into the actual craft itself. Very few read any scientific literature at all and if they managed to get cited in it is almost certainly because they had sex with the person who wrote the paper. Blowing older curators and directors at least again reminds them of their worthless McDonald’s salary existence. They obsesss over enrichment practices that many times stress out the animals and hypocritically chastise others who work with potentially dangerous species while performing sensationalized animal shows where they themselves take risks in order to show off their special “abilities” to “train” these incredible animals. Because they are so unattractive to men sexually and society as a whole they identify with their captive animals as they see them also helpless to control their surroundings which in turn comforts the fact that they are truly just glorified janitors with a name tag.
God I swear the true exhibit at the zoo is all these zoo dykes walking around on their power trip....
by Invisible Ark July 29, 2018
Get the Zoo Dykemug. by Ur mom ❤️❤️❤️ June 9, 2014
Get the zoo casemug. by immortal taisi June 23, 2022
Get the Nyob Zoomug.