your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by your mom May 13, 2005

your mom

1) the answer for any and every question.

2) what you say when there is nothing better to say.

3) only the greatest insult ever.

4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes

1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?"

You: "Your Mom"
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2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?"

You: "So does Your Mom."
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3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You."

You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom."
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4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.

by Milli Rillows Movies April 23, 2008

your mom

The most unimaginative, stupid, overrated, and worthless comeback ever existed.

Me: What are you doing for summer break?

Friend: Your mom

Me: Go touch some grass

by RiskyLol December 4, 2021

Your Mom

The biggest/fattest person/thing/creature/planet in existence

Wow your mom is a fat whore!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005

your mom

1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore"
2. Your female caretaker

Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!

guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

by your moms face! December 22, 2004

Your Mom

She gay fam

Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good

below is a gif of your mom and her sister.

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 26, 2019