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I would turn you in

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !
by Zulufly December 4, 2022
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Would do you nicely

A fragment that acts like an adjective, but is usually attached to front of a statement or new sentence. Used to describe a noun.
That coat is warm. Would do you nicely today in the wind.
by Rose Sullivan December 28, 2011
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique
A friend says - “That girl is very good looking

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”
by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021
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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!
Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.
Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"
by Exor January 15, 2004
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If it was a snake it would have bit you

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017
Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020
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