by BigMan April 6, 2005
Get the New York Knicks mug.If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.
While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...
Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?
Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.
Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?
Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.
Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
by meme1956 April 7, 2011
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Get the New York City mug.A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn.
It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.
It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.
by RJB December 15, 2003
Get the New York Minute mug.Taylor York is the rhythm guitarist for Paramore, whilst they are on tour. He is known for his extremely curly and poofy hair. He is such a talented guitarist, and also helped write one of the band's singles "That's what you get"
"Hey, did you see Taylor York when you went and saw Paramore play at warped tour?"
"No, but there was this guy with a ball of poofy hair for a head, up there with them"
"No, but there was this guy with a ball of poofy hair for a head, up there with them"
by FarroForever August 22, 2008
Get the Taylor York mug.To have it all. To be completely on the level. 100%. Top of your game. Nothing will bring you down because you're super cool, confident, and ready to eat the world with a big fucking spoon.
Inspired by the song by Hello.
Inspired by the song by Hello.
Me: "Hey Brandon, are you back?"
Brandon: "Yeah, I'm back, BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE!"
*Wins a million dollars and saves the world*
Brandon: "Yeah, I'm back, BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE!"
*Wins a million dollars and saves the world*
by Lord Xanadu March 10, 2012
Get the New York Groove mug.Possibly the only Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it. Also possibly the greatest Christmas song ever, telling the story of two Irish immigrants in New York City, and how they have had a falling out because America wasn't what the boy promised the girl it would be. Written by Shane MacGowan and sung by him and Kirsty MacColl. Go look it up on Youtube. You will find it better than the same old Christmas songs.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot!
Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York
Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York
by Keith MacKenzie December 1, 2010
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