A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.
Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
by AYappingHater April 2, 2024
Get the Posttraumatic yapping disordermug. A yap master is a nickname designated to a person with tendencies to keep on "Yapping" with no sight in the near future.
by Zito02 September 27, 2023
Get the yap mastermug. The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.
by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025
Get the Post Yap Claritymug. a syndrome in which a dumbass may follow 3 of the following symptoms:
talk way too much for their own good
you have no idea what the fuck they're saying
and their name has to be michael or start with a m for this to apply
yapping syndrome cannot be cured. symptoms are similar to retard syndrome!
talk way too much for their own good
you have no idea what the fuck they're saying
and their name has to be michael or start with a m for this to apply
yapping syndrome cannot be cured. symptoms are similar to retard syndrome!
by mysteriousassentity001 February 26, 2024
Get the yapping syndromemug. by Moxy pup July 19, 2025
Get the Weef yip yapmug. The word "yapping" comes from the word "yap." This word has an imitative origin. Around the 16th-17th century, it was used to describe the sound of a small dog's sharp bark or yelp. Later, around the 18th-19th century, it developed to describe someone who talks a lot without making any sense.
Offensiveness: 2/7 - not offensive, it is used jokingly to mean "talking too much." But sometimes, some people may feel bad. It depends on who you're talking to. You need to know whether people will understand the joke or not.
Offensiveness: 2/7 - not offensive, it is used jokingly to mean "talking too much." But sometimes, some people may feel bad. It depends on who you're talking to. You need to know whether people will understand the joke or not.
"My friend wouldn't stop yapping about her new nails during the whole bus ride."
"He was still yapping on the phone about the same problem, even after we'd already solved it."
"She is still yapping about the fight she had with her boyfriend, and that was already a month ago."
"He was still yapping on the phone about the same problem, even after we'd already solved it."
"She is still yapping about the fight she had with her boyfriend, and that was already a month ago."
by Tina06 November 15, 2025
Get the Yappingmug. jake :yall know micheal jackson isnt dead right like i seen him in my backyard smoking with snoop dog no cap bro shits crazy asf
Tyrone: nigga what are you yapping about bruh
Tyrone: nigga what are you yapping about bruh
by Tyronedidit911 November 21, 2023
Get the yappingmug.