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Xander is not a cool guy
by Owlexander Hamilton April 25, 2019
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Xander

A person who says ding a ling and penis frequently. A Xander is usually small in stature and is not liked by many. Girls find him "baby cute" because of his fat cheeks and unusually small penis.
"That kid looks like a baby"
"Yeah he's a Xander"
Or
"I slept with that kid, he has a tiny dick"
"So he's a Xander?"

"Yup"
by Nyancat23 February 12, 2014
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A funny guy with a amazing personality but a oddly shaped head as in a box so you may call him box head
Xander is a box head
by 😃😉 May 8, 2016
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xander cunt
by bruhrtie August 17, 2020
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Xander

Xander is an absolute fucking spaz who shits in urinals for a living he may be tall but most of his body is quite literally that mfs foreskin goofy ahh urinal shitter
Bro why tf you shit in the urinal goofy ahh xander mf
by Big juicy nig April 16, 2022
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Xander Ford

He had a plastic surgery and he bullied kathryn bernando. He said that he wants to be an actor but he keeps doing things that are bad and bragging money to other people like for examole he would go live in instagram to just count his money like he's flexin LOL
XANDER FORD IS KINDA ...... (YOU DECIDE) (CRINGEY? NOT COOL? COOL? DONT THINK SO)
by lxrxlxlxkx November 17, 2017
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Xander

Xander is a persons name where their parents were too lazy to give them a real name or call them by their first name. A xander is usually of African American descent and they are addicted to butt sex and have a catchphrase of"dadgumit"
"Butt sex butt sex butt sex butt sex" - Xander
by Pok3man1987 May 10, 2020
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