A person who says ding a ling and penis frequently. A Xander is usually small in stature and is not liked by many. Girls find him "baby cute" because of his fat cheeks and unusually small penis.
"That kid looks like a baby"
"Yeah he's a Xander"
Or
"I slept with that kid, he has a tiny dick"
"So he's a Xander?"
"Yup"
"Yeah he's a Xander"
Or
"I slept with that kid, he has a tiny dick"
"So he's a Xander?"
"Yup"
by Nyancat23 February 12, 2014
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A funny guy with a amazing personality but a oddly shaped head as in a box so you may call him box head
Xander is a box head
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Get the Xander mug.He had a plastic surgery and he bullied kathryn bernando. He said that he wants to be an actor but he keeps doing things that are bad and bragging money to other people like for examole he would go live in instagram to just count his money like he's flexin LOL
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