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by Ary130904 March 29, 2018
Get the wump wump mug.A wumple is a term for an individual who is so unaware of their own awkwardness and odd quirks that they cause everyone around them to not even bother to comment on how weird they are.
This causes them to realize something is off which makes them almost aware of their strange and meek demeanor but not aware of just how awkward they actually are. So in a sense, they are both aware and unaware at the same time.
It might sound like a paradox...and that's because it is.
It's important to remember that it's not so much an insult as it is an identity. Wumples didn't choose to be wumples and they aren't stupid either. Some (like myself) are actually pretty smart. It's just in social situations, we come off as really stupid cause we don't know what's going on.
This causes them to realize something is off which makes them almost aware of their strange and meek demeanor but not aware of just how awkward they actually are. So in a sense, they are both aware and unaware at the same time.
It might sound like a paradox...and that's because it is.
It's important to remember that it's not so much an insult as it is an identity. Wumples didn't choose to be wumples and they aren't stupid either. Some (like myself) are actually pretty smart. It's just in social situations, we come off as really stupid cause we don't know what's going on.
Chad (hot crush): Hey Courtney! What's up?!
Courtney (awk wumple): Oh Hey Chad! I'm great! Just getting food! Wbu?!
Chad: Nice! Well, I just wanted to make sure I can still see you this Saturday!
Courtney: Of course you can! I'm actually free this Saturday!
Chad: Yeah! I know you told me!
Courtney: Yeah! I know I did!
Chad: haha...yeah...so I'll see you at 8pm?
Courtney: Or later!...or earlier!!! It doesn't matter really!
Chad: um...ok haha...well enjoy your food!
Courtney: You too!
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Courtney: *God! What's wrong with me?! I'm such a fucking wumple!!! 😭*
Courtney (awk wumple): Oh Hey Chad! I'm great! Just getting food! Wbu?!
Chad: Nice! Well, I just wanted to make sure I can still see you this Saturday!
Courtney: Of course you can! I'm actually free this Saturday!
Chad: Yeah! I know you told me!
Courtney: Yeah! I know I did!
Chad: haha...yeah...so I'll see you at 8pm?
Courtney: Or later!...or earlier!!! It doesn't matter really!
Chad: um...ok haha...well enjoy your food!
Courtney: You too!
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Courtney: *God! What's wrong with me?! I'm such a fucking wumple!!! 😭*
by Youseph June 11, 2018
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"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"
"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"
"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"
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N. A house cat.
V. Someone or something that behaves like a house cat.
See also wumpy, or wumpus, or wumpette
V. Someone or something that behaves like a house cat.
See also wumpy, or wumpus, or wumpette
Look at that wump. He's so wumpy
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