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riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls
"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"
by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014
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Woof

Though mainly used in the Gay community to signify the Bear in the relationship. With the advent of Social Media (ie. FaceBook, Twitter, MySpace etc) Guys use it as a secret way of communicating their pack matesWhen he posts woof on a certain womans posts or timeline, wall etc. He is informing his friends that this is a Bitch he wants to rape doggie style. Most women think they are being complimented when actually they are being Dissed
On FACEBOOK:
Tina: Just got home from Pilates and I'm stoked, my butts getting tight
Randal: 'Woof'
(then in private to his friends "I wanna break her over like a double barrels shotgun and jack my round in her chamber

RapeSexual Conquest
by ALW 446 September 13, 2014
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Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum
by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016
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woof woof pengting

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woof! woof! arf!
by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019
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woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
by Goou December 1, 2019
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Woof

A sound a dog makes
by catsrulesomuch May 3, 2019
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