Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,
by Dadtellsall June 30, 2017
Get the woody teddybearmug. An erection caused by the retention of urine after a long night's sleep. Usually found after a night of drinking. Sometimes causes akward boner's in the morning and contrary to popular belief, it is not advisable to have sex with a pee woody.
by Jean Guy Rubberboot January 1, 2012
Get the Pee Woodymug. What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.
by Pod Tailin' March 2, 2010
Get the wiper woodiesmug. Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015
Get the wet woodymug. by Kaylor July 9, 2007
Get the Woody Whippedmug. by velvy June 4, 2007
Get the nipple woodymug. by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009
Get the Technical Woodymug.