A postmodern version of being "born-again" where an individual is hyper-vigilant of magic transgressions in human dignity because they're painfully unaware of secretly being deeply ashamed of how life is not fucking them hard enough.
"Dude! Your speech about our duty to manifest our intersectional consciousness to promote equal outcomes, was such profound wokeness! I'm totes going to burn my bra right now before heading back to the safe space for some gender neutral polyamory!"
by TheZooofRekt July 29, 2020
Get the wokenessmug. by OrlandoTommy August 16, 2009
Get the wokedmug. When yous parentials dont get ur ass woke up in te morn, and blame it on u. But they lazy asses supposed to be your alarm clocky
Person 1: Ey yo bish why u not at scool tis mornin`
Person 2: Mi mUAm was supposed to woke me ass up tis morn.
Person 1: Wait ish u tellin`me mey nigga that yous muams didn`t woke u up,
Person 2: nigga i swear mie muams is on craak
Person 1: damn m`nigga
Person 2: Mi mUAm was supposed to woke me ass up tis morn.
Person 1: Wait ish u tellin`me mey nigga that yous muams didn`t woke u up,
Person 2: nigga i swear mie muams is on craak
Person 1: damn m`nigga
by EatPotat October 17, 2018
Get the Wokemug. adj.
The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being “woke” is a good thing, but it is not.)
The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being “woke” is a good thing, but it is not.)
A woke college professor wrote an academic paper stating that seasonal festive “pumpkin” products (i.e. pumpkin spice lattes) are emblematic of white supremacy. (Yes, really. Look it up.)
by Gaylord Farquahar March 8, 2023
Get the Wokemug. The opposite of the people who post definitions of this word on this site trying to be humorous but are really just bigoted.
While I know that being woke means I’m socially conscious and feel that all people deserve equal rights, some people instead just can’t seem to get over their fear of losing their privilege in this world, wake up, and be truly good and fair to all people.
by Dennis the Phantom Menace June 17, 2018
Get the Wokemug. Michael understood that buying the chicken meant supporting all of the mass incarceration of chickens that are happening. He's woke af
by Dubiks January 19, 2019
Get the wokemug. by mattonfireman November 2, 2022
Get the wokemug.