whackintosh

When you wish you could buy a macintosh, but are too broke for the real thing. So you put the apple sticker from your IPod on your broke-ass PC computer, then you have a whackintosh.

Dude! You upgraded your Dell to a whackintosh! sweeeet.

by camalam1186 January 31, 2010

Bush Wacking

A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.

Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"

by jolust June 11, 2006

willy wacking

When two men sword fight with their penis.

I saw people Willy wacking in the room.

by A black nigger that likes KFC May 16, 2017

wracking his brian

An euphemism for a male masturbating.

We thought the OP meant he was trying to remember something, but after he slipped and linked us to the site he was visiting we realized "wracking his brian" meant he was jacking off!

by NBF User August 28, 2005

Whackin' the Krakin

Masturbating. To masturbate.

To release the krakin, when by krakin you mean your penis.

Tod: Hey Joe, were you just whackin' the krakin in the bathroom?

Joe: No.

by Krakin Whaker June 16, 2010

whackin your dog

masturbating. tugging your bird.

don't be whackin yer dog.

by joey February 13, 2004

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005