poop whacker

n. someone who is completely worthless and stupid; loser

"Stop being such a poop whacker and leave me along before i beat your ass"

by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

cry whacker

n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.

"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."

by jeffy April 22, 2005

bush whacker

Killer of bushes. especially George Bush.

Jimmy was imprissoned for attempting to be a bush wacker on the president

by hjhjh November 17, 2003

Tally Wackers

1.
Another word for taliban or Islamic group in Afghanistan.

2.
Derogatory statement used for those who are middle eastern or apear to have middle eastern roots.

"Are those tally wackers sittin behind us on this plane Bob?"

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004

Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"

by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016