cry whacker

n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.

"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."

by jeffy April 22, 2005

bush whacker

Killer of bushes. especially George Bush.

Jimmy was imprissoned for attempting to be a bush wacker on the president

by hjhjh November 17, 2003

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016

Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018

doodle whacker

a) the art of 'wanking'

b) an insult

Steffehh: OI BITCH!
Bitch: WHAT?
Steffehh: YOUR A DOODLE WHACKER..
(silence)
Steffehh: YOU ALSO SUCK!
Bitch: .... *CRIES*

by S t e f f e h . T e h . S h e x November 12, 2007

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004