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Weezer

Weezer is an old band from 1995. With the lead front man rivers cuomo. He was originally going to be called apple and has a brother called leaves. He is fatherless. His dad and him only sending letters. He grew up homeschooling in a now cukt called 'yogabille' where the beatles allso grew up. He then moved and he and his brother went to public school. He went through multiple bands like avant grande. He was bullied VIOLENTLY through highschool and that resulted in him being nervous as am afult. He made a band with Patrick willson, matt sharp and Jason Cropper. But after Jason's girlfriend became pregnant, and rivers rule of no girlfriends in the recording room, Jason left and mat called his guitarist friend. Brian bell. One of the questions rivers asked Brian was 'what's your favourite starwars firgure' showing there geekyness. They were accepted by geffin under the name of 'dogstar' taking keanu reaves band name. Ric Ocasek, from cars, helped them publish there first album. Rivers allmsot scrapped buddy holly thinking it was to much of a joke. He thought they were the next nivarna and that was jsut the start of this geeky ass bands career
Lacey: ever heard of weezer?
Raven: OMG THE BAND THATS MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION!!!
lacey: *khs*
by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025
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A group of Little or young children
All the peedle weezers showed up promptly for class .
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Band for involuntary celibates and basement dwellers.
I raised my daughter for 15 years just for her to become a self-proclaimed "Weezer fan" and end my bloodline.
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Yo man, don't get weezered she's not into dudes. Chasing Amy was satirical, going any further is wasting everyone's time.
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*someone dying and wheezing from an asthma attack *

ha fucking weezer
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i bet Brayden listens to weezer
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Weezer is a very slay, demure, and icoNIC band.
WEEZER is very, very slay, which is why I listen to 'em.
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