Nigger Weekend

A "nigger weekend" consists of forty-four hours of fuckin' and fightin' and four hours of fixin' flats.

A Nigger Weekend is a phrase that relates to the propensity of African Americans to engage in Friday and Saturday nights of wild sexual intercourse, the excessive consumption of malt liquor, chicken wings, pork ribs and watermelon; to participate in bouts of fisticuffs, knife fights and gun play with Saturday night specials, .25 & .32 semiautomatic pistols as well as their proclivity to drive automobiles with bald tires, known as "maypops" and that perpetually need repair

by videriquamesse September 13, 2012

Fucked me into next week

When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.

Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.

I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.

Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.

"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"

"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"

by ducatigrrl September 1, 2011

Finals Week

Invented to suck the fun out of life and kill the dreams of college students, as well as assit the police in decreasing the amount of drunk in public calls in and around college campuses.

Finals week will be the death of me.

by shubox September 20, 2012

flavor of the week

Its the person of the week that you like and who takes interest in for one week.

Chris F. has a new flavor of the week every week this week its Courtney, last week it was Jessie

by chris's old flavor of the week April 7, 2004

Weekend alcoholic

Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).

Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."

by MHinkle March 8, 2011

Gooch week

The confusing number of days between the ass of Christmas and the genitals of New Years Eve.

Are the shops open during gooch week? Are there any sales on? What the hell goes on in this period of time??

by Manu Cherryman November 27, 2010

weekday girl

WEEKDAY GIRL is great...if your a guy.She's super cool. Easy going. Doesn't ask too much of you. Kinda at your mercy in way. She waits for you to call.She needs attention but won't say that she does, she doesn't want to "scare" you so she won't call you too much. She puts up a front, she actually really likes you but knows and accepts that you are busy and have responsibilities. So you can only see her later in the night after you have completed your day. But she's waiting patiently, prettied up and smiling for you when she opens the door...on a WEEKDAY!!! You are tired and want to stay in, we "understand" because you have had a loooong day, we are here for you. Disapointed but we won't let it show. There's always Friday and Saturday. But wait! You are not good enough for a Friday or Saturday...because your WEEKDAY GIRL! Fridays and Saturdays are not her nights. Those are reserved for actual "BUDDIES", WEEKDAY GIRL does not rank those nights. She's in a sense not a buddy nor a friend because she cannot even be mixed with them. She's only good enough for WEEKDAYS when not much else is going on. So there she is on a weekend easily available or worse ALONE, hopeful that he may call her if he strikes out at the bar or is just drunk enough to not know its the WEEKEND. And being WEEDAY GIRL she picks up the phone in hopes of maybe the transition into WEEKEND GIRL may happen. It doesn't. It won't.

Man, I am getting so sick of being a weekday girl...

by moto5892 February 2, 2008