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Wankpanzer

Needlessly expensive, overhyped and BIG vehicle. Big SUVs used to haul shopping from shopping malls or Tesla Cybertruck going off-road places where a Corolla drives daily.
- Have you seen Mike lately? He can't stop talking about his new Cybertruck.
- yeah, that car is a true wankpanzer.
by ojciecpolak April 17, 2024
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wankspaniel

A person that’s really fucking annoying, but a bit of a wetter. Doesn’t quite hit Thundercunt status because they’re too pathetic.
Oh god Trevor, you’re such a wankspaniel.
by No1Lils July 21, 2024
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wankpanzer

This vehicle — it has wheels — may indeed be the Platonic ideal of wankpanzers.
by ashnur May 31, 2024
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Wankpanda

The same as a Wankpuffin (see Urban Dictionary definition: "Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.)

Wankpanda was coined by a group of ‘femmes d’un certain âge’ in South Essex in 2026 who were trying to remember the original term ‘wankpuffin’ but got the animal beginning with a ‘p’ wrong, yet wankpanda then stuck and is now in common usage in that area.

It’s a more emphatic way of saying ‘wanker’
That guy is a total wankpanda.
by Elephantycuckoobyebye2 March 1, 2026
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adam walkup

a kind guy who is hard to love but is in love with a beautiful girl named challis, he loves to hunt an fish but most of all he is a great guy
by bob mcnasty October 24, 2012
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jack warkup

Jack warkup is a really funny guy who loves girls more then they love him he is amazing etc
Jack Warkup is a funny confident lad
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 10, 2018
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Willy wankus

A general term to describe a mans Trouser snake, used by middle schoolers to refer to the male genitalia and not get caught

(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)
Person 1: my Willy wankus is pretty big

Person 2: I bet it isn’t
by Bigdumb532 May 20, 2024
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