J-Walking

Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.

'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'

'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'

by Anonymous 11111112929292894985 October 23, 2008

Dead man walking

An employee who is certain to be fired in the near future.

I pay no attention to my boss anymore; he's a dead man walking.

by hot-sauce October 27, 2006

Walking Holiday

Walking Holiday is a Girl or Guy who typicially loves to party and is generally laid back. They usually let stuff fly but when you cross them they'll go nuts.

Deena: I'm a walking Holiday
Snooki: Let's Party!!!!!!!!

by Bbloveramazing123 January 7, 2011

walking orgasm

a person so hot physically that you almost have an orgasm just looking at them.

That chick was a walking orgasm!

by longhornfan118 July 12, 2006

walking matress

another word for Hoe, Slut, one who sleeps with people more than they work

"Here comes the walking matress, wonder whos sleeping on her today?

by Soulja Boy October 31, 2007

walking spanish

taking the last march to the death penalty, ie. Hanging, Electric chair.

"Even Jesus want a little mo' time
When He's walkin' Spanish down the hall" ... Tom Waits

by timmy s January 18, 2004

Walking L

A person who looses at life constantly.

Hugo: Is Luke coming online later?
Brendan: No, his mum's making him study.
Hugo: Study for what, the Leaving Cert's cancelled.
Brendan: Yeah I know but his mum's still making him study.
Hugo: That guy is a walking L.

by An Cosantóir May 10, 2020