vander-whacking

The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.

Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.

by Urban Codemaker June 26, 2016

meat wacking

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.

Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.

by Money Green May 25, 2016

Weed Wacking

Crushing a blunt with a giant ass hammer. Then taking a credit card and forming the weed into a giant super blunt. Then lighting it up and taking a hit through a straw.

Hey dude I got myself a blunt today, let's do some Weed Wacking!

by DickKickem101 April 27, 2017

Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Fish wacking

The act of slapping a woman's vagina with either your hand or other flat instrument to the point of orgasm.

Also used to unlock the magic of a vaginal trout pout.

Stop fish wacking with the kitchen spatula.

I've been fish wacking all day. Now i've got a killer pout for the boys.

by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

Karl Whacking

Popular in Cambodia. They normally all dance around a fire with their ‘karls’ out. They then procreed to whack each other until the last one standing wins. Now being introduced into Yorkshire and Lincolnshire.

Did you see those guys Karl Whacking yesterday?

Oh yes it sounds very fun.

by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021