French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"

by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010

woof and meow

Chinese food, commonly disguised as chicken or beef. In reality it's dog and cat meat.

Let me get some of that woof and meow on rice wit a egg roll .

by La Definer December 06, 2017

Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by July 01, 2023

Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

by Allzo January 29, 2009

Woof Daddy

A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.

After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.

by Dwaffmandu October 21, 2019

woof woof

to start barking uncontrollably when you see a beautiful women

i just starting woof woof

by isometimesbark October 24, 2022