Woof

"Woof" is another word for someone who shouts or barks at them. Typically used when parents have a woof with their disobedient teenagers. Parents a barking mad.

To have a "woof" with someone. He/she had a woof with me.

by Jay John July 14, 2023

Doggy woof woof time

When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.

Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex

by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 27, 2022

Woof

the noise of a dog

woof! woof! arf!

by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019

Woof

The simple sound a dog makes, often used in children's books or media

The dog goes: woof, woof!

by s0phi4_177 January 17, 2022

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

woof woof pengting

good looking female person.

she's a woof woof pengting would bang.

by Famaqlam7989www November 19, 2019

Woofe

a Woofe maximus, more commonly known as just a wild Woofe. Weighing in at around 230 kilograms and standing more than half a meter tall on three legs, this creature is capable of consuming bark, defenestrating political opponents, and using worldwide governments as cover to run an international drug cartel. The existence of such a creature has puzzled scientists for decades.
We believe the population of Woofe is currently racing to and may possibly be exceeding 65,000. At this point, this--this species is considered a threat to most native life in environments it’s introduced.

The Woofe is nature’s perfect predator.

Woofe suddenly turns and stares into your soul.

by Pyraciq November 7, 2022