Waffer's Wipe

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

by benthere March 8, 2008

squad wipe

The act of killing an entire enemy team by yourself or with your own teammates

"Lets move to the circle, i just squad wiped the entire team"

by GymBootyWatcher January 22, 2018

one-wipe wonder

A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.

At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.

by Boxman37 July 20, 2008

wired

1. High on large amounts of stimulants (amphetamines, cocaine, caffeine, sugar, etc)
2. The point at which, having taken excess amounts of speed, you no longer feel the desire to talk (as you would when more moderately amped)
3. A state of being overstimulated, excited, and/or hyperactive.

He was completely wired after having taken more pills than usual.
On Saturday mornings the children were wired from all the sugar and cartoons.

by sirens December 28, 2005

50 wiper

any bowel movement where 50 wipes are required

"Gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper"

"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"

by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.

i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade

by woobonova March 26, 2010