winstone

a term used to describe a creature preserved in tar.

the sabre tooth tiger in the tar pit was a 'winstone'

by max levy October 8, 2004

Winstons

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

winspin

when a fellow is grinding the fuck out of a female in the club, he signals his buddies for a thumbs up or thumbs down, if its a thumbs down, he bails out, if its a thumbs up, he goes for the kill, and then spins her around so she's facing him.. and if they make out, its a winspin

dude andrew just spun that chick, and now they're makin out... what a winspin

by Kewlaid November 12, 2010

Winston Cigarette

A brand of cigarette indroduced in 1954 by the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. It quickly became the best selling brand in America. It held the Number 1 spot from 1966 to 1972, thanks to the successful marketing slogan "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should."

During the 1980s, Winston cigarettes became the most popular brand in Puerto Rico, probably because of their marketing "Winston y Puerto Rico: No hay nada mejor" ("Winston and Puerto Rico: There is nothing better"), as well as their cultural association with the "salsa sensual" or "salsa erotica" movement.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a cigarette?

Guy 2: Sure take a Winston Cigarette, there robust and full of flavor, additive free, and naturally smooth. They really do taste good like a cigarette should.

Guy 1: Wow thanks these Winston Cigarettes sure are robust and full of flavor.

by Winstons Rule October 8, 2009

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

by Nick D April 3, 2003

Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.

Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.

by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008

Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.

Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!

by Mystery Student April 17, 2008