Whomp

When an internal bodily function returns to where it once came.

Anon: "Man i was with my girl, had to fart but held it in."
New Fag: "Aw shit man you whomped?"
Anon: "Dude i whomped so hard!"

by DRUNK PROFESSOR May 26, 2015

Pooty Whomp

Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .

Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.

by Roman Marie December 30, 2018

Whomp

The act of striking an unsuspecting male in the groin area. Typically with the striker saying "whomp" or "whomp-whomp" at the same time.

I wasn't paying attention and Bryan whomped me in the balls.

by DaMonz9 April 19, 2023

Whomp Whomp

Whomp Whomp is similar to the 'Oh no, moving on' meme. When you say whomp whomp you mean it in a way that you don't feel sad/sympathy to another's problems. Although upon using this you might get jumped

Person A: "My grandma just died! She was ran over and then eaten by a pack of wolves when she was still alive!"
Person B: "Whomp Whomp"
Person A: "KILL YOURSE-"

by LOLWHATISMYLIFE December 19, 2023

gully whomping

the white trash slip-n-slide, where you took a garbage bag and throw yourself onto it down a wet bank.

it was raining, so we went out back and went gully whomping and drank a dirty pack of PBR.

by touchpants October 21, 2010

Whomps

Tulane slang; synonym for whippets

“Hey Noah, let’s go buy some whomps at the mushroom”

by Manu_77 March 26, 2022

Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

by evo1ve February 8, 2010