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jizz whisperer

TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.
Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.
by Pepe99 May 31, 2016
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Crotch Whisperer

A person who has a way with words who can get anyone to have sex with them.
OMG Becky! you got caught by that Crotch Whisperer. He got you in the sack by buying you one drink!
by Chachabub September 25, 2010
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Doctor's whispers

When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;

1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;

or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;

or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.

eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.

The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.

Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
by the kid from MAD magazine March 13, 2023
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Whispering Cornhole

The art of eating corn, Then farting it at high speeds from your anus .
Example 1 : we ordered KFC last night. I stole the corn so i could practice my whispering cornhole.

Example 2: Jenna nearly took out my eye when she whispered her corn across the room.
by Mitch original September 22, 2016
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post whisperer

Someone who is a master at changing the pedestrian lights from red man to green man.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.
Martin is a post whisperer. He can change the pedestrian lights in seconds. He has a gift.

Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.
by mcfly-m December 14, 2017
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Bro Whisper

When two or more men, usually close friends, engage in a heart-to-heart conversation in which they reveal their deepest admirations for one another, but can only admit them under their breath and whispering due to a reluctance to show emotional openness or weakness.
“I... I love you, man.”

Nice Bro Whisper, dude.”
by Carnefice June 7, 2018
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Whisper pickle

I like that little whisper pickle, it stops my ears from ringing.
by MudslideMan June 14, 2023
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