Whac-A-Pole

Another term used to describe the act of spanking one's monkey. Can be used in place of masturbating, jacking off, beating the meat, slapping the salami, choking the chicken, so on and so forth.

Friend #1: "Man, I haven't seen Steve in a long time."

Friend #2: "Neither have I..."

Friend #1: "I wonder what he's been up to?"

Friend #2: "Oh, probably just playing a continual game of Whac-A-Pole."

by B-2-tha-G September 4, 2013

Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into

This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

mighty whack

The act of spreading one's butt cheeks and throwing them together to create a loud "whacking" sound.

"Last night, I used my hands to spread my butt cheeks and whack them together. That is called doing The Mighty Whack."

by Tabey June 14, 2007

Jimmy Whack

N. A crass yet novel insult asserting that a person is, in essence, the personified act of male masturbation. Best used in moderation and in lieu of traditional slander due to its absurdity and memorable sting.

1 .Hey Jimmy Whack, what are we wearing tonight?

2. Did you see that guy cut in line? What a Jimmy Whack!

by Europe Penyen January 25, 2010

whack

crazy, ridiculous

Your mom flushed your stash? that's whack!

by baccarati May 14, 2002

Whacker

A volunteer fireman who focusses life on being a frieman. They often brag and like to tell people the are a fireman and over accessorize when it comes to lights and antennas on their cars

Chris Simpson is such a whacker, all he does is go to fires

by Dave Corrigan December 7, 2004

pussy whacked

Pussy whacked- A man or a woman who has fallen incredibly in love and will sacrifice all diginity, pride, self respect and happiness for a woman who is undeserving of the love.

Grace: James I cheated on you
James: well thats ok I spose I can forgive that
(the man lacks back bone and balls he is pussy whacked)

by T8432 May 10, 2007