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this one time i was walking down a pathway behind the school (a shortcut home) and a bunch of upperclassmen jumped from behind trees and attacked me. They punched me all over until I blacked out. I woke up in a huge wedgie. I was in a tree, no clothes on but my briefs. I was suspended over water, the swimming hole me and my friends go to. there was also a branch sticking out about ten or so feet down. if i fell, my balls would be done, never to have kids. i started to yell for help, but no one came or said anything. after a while it was getting dark. my parents were gone for the weekend, so it would not be bad at home, but i did not want to hang there all night. i waited. then, i heard a slight crack noise, and the branch i was hung from broke. I screamed, and before i knew it my balls were on fire, burning with pain. The branch i hit broke, and i fell in the water. i scrambled out and limped home. when i examined my balls they were cherry red, as well as my dick, and my whole crotch area was bruising. i never found out who did it, but whoever did was there the whole time, video taping me. i found it at school, when people had copys of it.
wedgie by wedgie mutilation February 23, 2009
The occurrence when a person's underwear becomes uncomfortably wedged between their buttcheeks. Although it can be caused naturally by badly fitting underwear or clothing, it is usually given to someone by another person. Giving someone a wedgie requires the giver to grab the waistband of the receiver's underwear and yanking upward as hard as they can. Usually given to someone as punishment, or just to torment someone in a weaker position than them.
Giver: Hey I got something for you today.
Receiver: What is it?
Giver: It's a wedgie!
Receiver: Ow! What the hell!?
Wedgie by Yeet those Feet July 17, 2019
like on nickoladens all that jack dena
get a wedgie
wedgie by isreallongoria October 20, 2003
When a real pal grabs you by the back of your underwear and gives a good yanking.

Classic use can be seen in: The Mask.
Wedgie by Yavo November 13, 2003
when someone waste band of the underwear and is pulled up by another person
i gave a wedgie to a random boy he was made and gave me a wedgie by my boxer briefs then pansted my tool my pants and shirts and never gave them back.
wedgie by asskickasss December 29, 2013
When your underwear/pants gets pulled to far up your buttcrack.
Man, that gave me a wedgie!
Wedgie by Dude Awaesome10110 April 27, 2017