waxing your puppy

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

by patissweet September 8, 2005

wiping your ass with a hoop

being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results

trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop

by skinner54 May 24, 2010

Waxing gibbous

The name used to call a certain Finley courtier when he gets loud. Can be used in conjunction with ‘your fat’ or ‘fucking whale’ for maximum effect.

Beck: hey fin wattup u waxing gibbous

Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man

by wittybanter1239 September 21, 2020

waking nightmare

Similar to sleep paralysis. One is woken from sleep unable to move, with an overwhelming sense of fear and dread, resulting from hallucinations and paranoia.

Suffering from waking nightmares I often see creatures lurking in the night.

by Counting Silence June 1, 2016

WAXing

The act of taking weed, alcohol, and Xanax together in order to have a ridiculous night. WAX = weed, alcohol, xanax

Person 1: You crossfaded?
Person 2: Nah, I'm WAXing.

by XRated November 16, 2014

waning

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning

by chaotica July 24, 2008

waxing

to have sex; can refer to a status in a relationship in which there is sexual activity.

You know Billy's girlfriend? I'm waxing it.

by Billy Blanks May 22, 2008