Flanky Wanky

It’s a reach around, but more tactical

Private Johnson gave me a flanky wanky in the foxhole last night

by d4b1 April 6, 2024

Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Wanky

Santana Lopes's catch phrase
-Sexual

Carl: You guys have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to fill it
Santana: Wanky😏

by Kate is the revolution October 3, 2022

Wanky

Weird

Wow dude that is so wanky

by shu ujigawa August 5, 2021

Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.

Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

Wanky

Something that looks strange or physically disheveled

She re-opened the envelope, so the packaging looks wanky

by gubzthewubz December 4, 2021