Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

Wiffling

A person twerking while nude.

That dude is wiffling in the dark!

by Emperor_Urban May 21, 2017

Ass Wafflin'

When someone gets so mad at another person that they open up a hot waffle iron and apply the two sides two both buttcheeks of the offender so as to leave hot, burning waffle lines for life.

Damn it woman, if you don't make me my toast you're gonna get an ass wafflin'!!

by Dudemanship December 3, 2005

waffleing

to change your decision; Or blow something off.

Jerry was waffleing out of doing his chores around the house because he decided to rake leaves. another example would be to be set on one idea then change your mind.

by Jack Mayfield December 25, 2008

Waffleing

The act of adding a waffle or "hashtag" (#) to a term or event

"Im waffleing it"
"Its weing waffled"
"Hes waffleing it"

by Delwin penner January 4, 2016

Waffleing

To get get blazed, baked, and pretty much high.

To become a waffle.

Yo man lets go waffle
I am a waffle, dude, I am so baked
We were waffleing man

by Tymaclean May 23, 2016