Cunt Wad

Some cunts shitty kid

Your cunt wad's a piece of shit just like you.

by Sweetness1977 April 27, 2016

Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

Wad Mitts

The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.

Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.

by BNoles November 10, 2009

fart wad

A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad

Don't be a fart wad, lend me the money.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

dick wad

A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).

Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!

by Sean August 13, 2004

gay wad

Early 90's version of fag.

Stop being a gay wad.

by TSMason April 1, 2004

fuck wad

A person, generally male, who is such an idiot that the only term that describes him with any degree of accuracy is "fuck wad".

Kevin Federline,Richard Simmons and Yanni (all fuck wad's)

by Uhhuh April 6, 2007