pimp wad

a) a large sum of cash (usually bound together with a rubberband) that is carried around by a pimp after his ho's have submitted their daily earnings.

b) representative of a large sum of cash

Dizzle rolled into the dealership dropped a pimp wad and rolled out with a phat Hummer

by DookieDoo August 15, 2006

tard-wad

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.

by Meetah April 20, 2010

back wad

A wedgie

I have a gnarly back wad! Can u cover for me while I pull it?

by Saoirse456 April 23, 2020

fart wad

A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad

Don't be a fart wad, lend me the money.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

dick wad

A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).

Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!

by Sean August 14, 2004

gay wad

Early 90's version of fag.

Stop being a gay wad.

by TSMason April 01, 2004

fuck wad

A person, generally male, who is such an idiot that the only term that describes him with any degree of accuracy is "fuck wad".

Kevin Federline,Richard Simmons and Yanni (all fuck wad's)

by Uhhuh April 01, 2007