Vulcan

A cross between a Vulture and a Falcon. Like its parents it is a scavenger and is very rare. Native to Brazillian jungles

I saw a vulcan streak across the sky.

by momnkai May 16, 2009

velch

The mixture of lubricant, semen and feces that accumulates on the penis after anal activity.

Joe: Dude, Tammy let me stick it in her ass last night!

Josh: Really? That's awesome!

Joe: Well, sort of, she had hot wings for lunch, so the velch burned my dick for hours afterward

by chalupafish September 3, 2013

Vulcan Mind Wank

Wanking with the mind.

I had a vulcan mind wank in class today.l

by Wanky McWankface April 12, 2010

Vulcano Eruption

Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava

In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.

by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015

Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.

Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!

by JB December 8, 2003

vulcan dick pinch

A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy

dude at the last star trek convention i got a vulcan dick pinch by nemoy

by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010