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Vlassis

He's the hardest working guy around you. Probably ending up as a lawyer in the future, he tries his best to be the best at his craft. Big football and basketball fan, he hates when his teams buy players for more that their actual worth and has high respect for Latin/Hispanic people/players. He tries to be as subjective as possible, but we all know that he has a little bias in his heart.
Vlassis is the biggest football fan. He'd love to hace this Colombian player on his team
by 2good4u2 November 20, 2021
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valassitude

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.
1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!
by carROT December 2, 2004
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vassassination

skateboarding term used to describe a gnarly maneuver with the same style and awesomeness as the vassassin himself.
"dude you totally vassassinated that kickflip down the 40 stair"

"that kickflip was pure vassassination"
by brown snake January 24, 2009
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vlasicate

1. Verb- to accidentally impregnate someone.

2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.

3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.
-Dude, I was going down on her when the condom broke and I vlasicated her.

-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..

-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.
by tastyCrunch July 5, 2009
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Vassko

A combination of the words Vaseline and sko, a plural indefinite of skór which is a danish word for shoe. Similar to butterfingers except it's Slippery-shoes. Used to speak of a persons clumsiness.
1.dude your slipping around on that ice like Vassko!

2. fuck! I'm dancing like Vassko!
3. He got hurt pretty bad, he tripped like Vassko.
4. He falls all the time! he's a total Vassko.
by CaptainSupacat December 21, 2010
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Vassticles

Noun:

(1) A reference to testicles, particularly pertaining to Vassar College Students. As it is a well known fact there is so much bad assery going down in poughkeepsie, that they need their own distinct word.

(2) An expression of school spirit, particularly at Vassar College.

see also: Massive Cojones, Strength Courage and Wisdom,
(1)

Shiela: Whoa, check out the vassive vassticles on that guy!

Jane: Oh jeez, the things I would do with a pair of those...

(2)

Joe: Hey, did you catch that baseball game earlier today?

Matt: Nah dude, my vassticles shriveled today.

Joe: ........
by My boy builds Coffins May 1, 2011
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vassilios

A vassilios is a really calm and cool guy who is also a good lover. He's good at anything he does. He sometimes has a bad hair day but a vassilios knows how to style and it doesnt matter any more.
Hey vassilios?
Yes m8?
Wanna hang out with me?
Of course.
by Thegreekfreak123 January 2, 2017
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