by queen slay the house down November 21, 2021
Get the Vladimir mug.Healer. Fire and ice. Angel of death. Hades running away from Persephone. Tolstoy before Tolstoy found god. An artist masquerading as a lawyer, gold pretending to be copper. The personification of тоска. Poetry of the body, ocean eyes, hidden smiles that are dispensed like secret medicine. Has an affinity for Spanish culture, paki women, and crippling thoughts of doubt and damnation. Loved by angels protected by the divine. Always does the right thing in the end (but may take a while to do said right thing due to his intricate and mysterious decision making process).
Person 1 (at the club): Who's that handsome man in that suit reading the Divine Comedy? Imma buy him a shot, nigga looks like he could use one...
Person 2: Let him be. He's just fighting for the salvation of his soul.
Person 1: Damn. Must be a Vladimir.
Person 2: Let him be. He's just fighting for the salvation of his soul.
Person 1: Damn. Must be a Vladimir.
by beatrice1111 September 11, 2020
Get the Vladimir mug.A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include curly light-brown hair, sea-blue eyes, and an ass carved by angels.
He is also very talented, and these talents may include professional YouTubing, elite skills in Apex Legends game, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone, though his music supremacy lies in is his divine pitch
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
He is also very talented, and these talents may include professional YouTubing, elite skills in Apex Legends game, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone, though his music supremacy lies in is his divine pitch
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
by Rorschacher November 22, 2021
Get the Vladimir mug.Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;
They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;
Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;
A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.
P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;
They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;
Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;
A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.
P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
Get the Vladimir Putin mug.A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
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In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021
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by Vladimir's boyfriend November 27, 2023
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