Vance

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate object.

Do you think the muffin man has vanced one of those muffins, or does he just like them the normal way?

by Geek.blather July 30, 2024

JD VANCE

A young man formerly called Jaymes Dean Irving from St Claire shores Michigan who had sex with the air artist named braydenjaselle and nutted in her and got her pregnant. Rumor has it he is a homosexual who refuses to come out because of his Indian Christian affiliations and he is currently pregnant with a giant sperm that looks like a Deacon from aliens Romulus or Prometheus or some shit it's true. Trust me. He got one nutted in his anus. Right now. That's why he coming out of it when he fuck men orgasms like an alien exosuit creaks or something like sex with a super mutant wearing power armor is how he sound when he cum y'all. Inside aan I mean. When he cum with colored girls then negros he be crying like gone with the wind okay he turn into a southern simple syrup pussy eater.

Man that JD Vance should have shown up and tortured the anus of that girl that Sharlena victim. Instead we get masturbation gay pick up station -quotes gays in the street like Andy Cooper and Andy cohen

by Downlow_Downloader2025 February 2, 2025

J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.

That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024

Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Vance

Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.

“Vance”

“What’s up”

“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”

“Awwww thanks”

by Coolkid0825 June 10, 2021

Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.

I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.

by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025

vancing her

Where you finger a girl underneath a blanket in a room full of people

I was at this party with this girl and was vancing her.

by Qdits November 29, 2018